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Kind Khristan Konservative

Conservatives who pretend to be caring and concerned individuals while simultaneously justifying the abuse of any minorities that happen to cross their radar
It's so Christlike how those Kind Khristan Konservatives justified shooting that unarmed black guy in the back while he was trying to get that Guatemalan toddler out of that cage
by MURICA F YEAH June 25, 2018
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both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
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Kindness CEO

A Kindness CEO believes the measure of a successful enterprise is not found in profit margins, but in the effect the organization has on its environment.
A Kindness CEO is a leader who puts people before profits.
by GoodHumanBeing.org July 27, 2022
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close encounter of the twenty-second kind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024
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kindness sucks

Kindness sucks. And so do you. Every down vote proves this to be correct. All goody two shoed people who care more about feelings than facts. Not making people uncomfortable in poverty. Kindness sucks. Handouts, free shite, welfare, living on the dole, and lazy fuckers too incompetent to hold their jobs, homes and car payment with out liberal , dismal apocalyptic feely pukesticks giving away the farm, barn and cow.
See those liberal fucktard goody two sgoes handing out food and money's to those lazy goldbrickers?

Yeah?

I work for what I get, pay taxes and support laws and the police. ...kindness sucks for them
by #beadickheadforREALS March 1, 2021
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SOME KIND OF BRAIN

a confidence builder for anybody has any horrible SEX DEVIATIONS in LIFE.

SOME KIND OF BRAIN please TRY A LITTLE KINDNESS as mmmmmmG00D!!!!

EVERYBODY!!!!
Hey you know something as this is a real shocker but the MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION uncoverd something just now REAL HORRIFYING of STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK has no relationship to anything happened in his family as he plainly experienced a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE exactly when viewing his BUDDY'S R0BBIE "PETER" WILLIANA live CONCERT on AUGUST 1,2,3 AT KNEBWORTH ENGLAND 2003 ON YOUTUBE and at exactly 5:14;to 5:40 when what happened as STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADDOCK I is thinking imagine having this 666FAG as that RED ASSH0LE as him kicking(10:05) SHITEATER BITCH as just as ALAN I WALDMAN = STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK and that 61 on OCTOBER FIRST, 2017 with that SHARK SH00TER EL0N (10:51 PM)as the equation shifted to STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK = ALAN I WALDMAN as he shot into what he knew on SQUIRT TORONTO is not his mouth BUTT HIS STARTING ASSH0LE (10;15 PM) and let me make a point feds you have it all wrong as you major FUCKED UP THE INVESTIGATION as STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADD0CK PADDOCK LOVED LIFE as do you understand as in this next UPCOMING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION will prove the point as no relationship except CRIMINALITY which the majority we all are as we do have SOME KIND OF BRAIN to prove it.

Hey we all got SOME KIND OF BRAIN but mostly we are N0B0DY and KN0WB0DY but when we open up we are KNOWBODY and NOBODY.

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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 4, 2022
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