Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”
by Mikedadike July 7, 2025
Get the Coach Mikemug. Extremely stuck up, tends to be braty at times. Takes all of their dads money. Marries a football player when they get older and is always better in bed than an average girl.
by Caraaaa December 12, 2013
Get the coaches daughtermug. likes harry potter. eats the wrong kind of pizza and teaches about dead people. probably will give you covid
by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020
Get the coach macmug. The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.
This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.
Whoever it was, you should thank them.
This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.
Whoever it was, you should thank them.
by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024
Get the Head Coachmug. when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 12, 2023
Get the Coach Saleh Victorymug. by Koko Cola August 31, 2022
Get the Coach Pettymug.