flirt and skirt

When someone flirts with someone and leaves.

Friend 1: are you dating joey?
Friend 2: oh no, I just pulled a flirt and skirt.

by Fruitportfool August 21, 2017

church skirt

A LONG ASS MOTHER FUCKING SKIRT

"Bitch look at that church skirt"

by Bobfrieda September 20, 2016

Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.

I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.

by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013

blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017

Skirt the line

Doesn’t matter or take easy of something

Anyway, he’d Skirt the line if he couldn’t see the harm in it

by Billions123! June 8, 2018

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma March 24, 2014