nerd

N*E*R*D= No one Ever Really Dies... Pharrell's band... it's ill

I'm a N*E*R*D!

by Pharrell's baby October 15, 2006

Nerd

One who has no life in the real world sits in front of his computer all day trying to merge the laws of physics for kicks..Then at the end of the day feels happy for all the information they assimulated during the course of the day. That and does not have a girlfriend for she would get in hes way from his noble prize

Man stop being a nerd and get laid.

by particleion October 15, 2006

nerd

A smart dude who spends more time on important things like their intelligence than thing like sports, and as a result are socially inept. I myself am a lesser nerd, because I devote my time to other, non-nerdy things such as popularity, running (the nerd sport, but oddly enough better for you than weight training and sports like football) and making people laugh. I belong to a sub-group of funny nerds who don't have snot-coated sleeves,and do have girlfriends. Most people don't know I'm a nerd.

ME: I'm a nerd.
Brainless Jock Who Thinks I'm Cool:...No your not!
ME: Yes, I am.
Brainless Jock:................

by Dudeiedes January 11, 2007

nerd

1) Someone who can't seem to find intelligence in today's human race, and therefore making it seem like he's an outcast because he has little or no friends that can "understand" him or her.
2) Innovators in today's world.
3) A conformist's worst nightmare.

1) Billionares (Bill Gates)

by MayGah October 15, 2006

nerd

some little shit thats fun to make fun of...duuuh

look at that nerd over there.

by andy54452135884 November 6, 2006

nerd

A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.

neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.

by Whatever October 15, 2006

nerd

1. See Napoleon Dynamite.
2. Little tiny pieces of candy that taste like your mom.

1. That Napoleon is such a nerd!
2. Are you going to eat that nerd?

by Chingy Dawg October 15, 2006