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water mafia

super cool mafia that takes away your color fuck you stephen
the water mafia will take away stephen’s color
by watermafia February 24, 2019
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Ballajura Mafia

Ballajura Mafia are a bunch of dumb fucks that do nothing just terrorise and mob random people who have nothing to do with their group,often reffered as "balla mafia" they are just a whole load of ballajura junkies who hang around in parks looking to find other gangs to mob,often getting kicked out of the galleria shopping centre and climbing into the south ballajura community centre
oi fuck off cunt ill get the ballajura mafia on you cunt
by Ballajura Junkie February 21, 2018
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work for the mafia

an elegant way of excusing yourself from present company to go take a shit.
"excuse me for a moment, i must go work for the mafia"
by cin- May 5, 2014
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Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
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crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
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Mafia Of Sirhurt

A feline Mafia cat who controls a discord server
OH NO MAFIA OF SIRHURT NOW OWNS THIS SERVER, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
by YourNutrtiousSalad January 17, 2021
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HERMIT MAFIA

The Ones Of The Highest Order. Just Like A Bill Our Face Can Change But Our Value Is Never Taken Away. It Is A New Time. Hermit Mafia Must Prosper.
HERMIT MAFIA changed my life for the better.
by Elotez December 7, 2021
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