Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024

The Bronsexuals say he is the "Goat" when he's crys to the refs for a foul after he drives for a uncontested layup. 80% of the games he's right by the refs crying. He also is #1 in all time turnovers. Kyrie, Ray Allen, and Anthony Davis saved his career. He carries annoying fans to whatever team he goes to.
by Non- Bronsexual March 17, 2021

If you ever have a Lebron in your life, please run away. Although it may seem as if he is a good guy, on the inside, he is not. He will tear you apart with all of his strength, guilt you till you have no more tear drops to produce. Lebron is a fun guy, a life of the party; who always takes everything too far and sometimes needs to realise when to stop. According to NBA, Lebron is an outgoing man with big dreams that can't be accomplished.
by alaoiakqzx November 29, 2024

Kelly: I met a guy named LeBron and he asked me out
Mary : you have to date him, I mean he is LeBron he is unique
Mary : you have to date him, I mean he is LeBron he is unique
by Meliw it's here January 4, 2021

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

by Nicolas515Tanker July 23, 2025

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Scottie Pippen: MJ, how are you doing?
Michael Jordan: Iโm sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. Iโll never be like Lebron James (๐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
Michael Jordan: Iโm sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. Iโll never be like Lebron James (๐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
by Certified Lebonbon glazemaster March 18, 2025
