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The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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Bridges Experience

A feeling your opps get when they see renowned player BigBoiBridges in their diamond elo comp rocket league
Player 1: I'm gonna go for kickoff you stay in goal
Player 2: Be careful we might be about to receive the Bridges Experience
by OohItsAshley September 8, 2022
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A Bad Experience.

It's in the name. Possibly the greatest and worst thing to have been created in our current time period. Group containing members Dominic, Luca, Daniella and Jason.
Has it been an hour yet? This truly is A Bad Experience.
by ABadExperience January 30, 2024
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Experiance

A group participating in the consumption of media in a format other than exclusively audible.
The audience really responded to my last podcast. It was a live stream in which I spoke with some of the experiance after the VR concert this weekend.
by Saynotoprescriptiondrugs January 22, 2022
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The western tripod experience

3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander
Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.
by Pigsu February 4, 2023
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Social experiment

Replacing an old building or something people loved about a place, something that didn't actually need a replacement, by convincing people it needed to be replaced because it was outdated is a form of a social experiment. A way to get a group of people to tolerate something they wouldn't otherwise tolerate, something they would resist.
People are always trying to make changes via a social experiment. Change is not always what's best for everyone, and a lot of the time, things end up getting worse before they get worse (and not worse before they get better) when somebody took something that was once good and turned it to bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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Cameron Diaz Experience

Hey Greg hows it going? “Not great, I gotta go get my Cameron Diaz Experience done later.”
by Anonymous_012398 October 12, 2022
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