The news and the weather

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.

Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.

by Dr. Cold Finger January 11, 2008

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New Horizons

A deep space probe, launched in January of 2006, sent to research Pluto, Charon, and other trans-neptunian objects. (TNOs) Reached Pluto in summer of 2016.

Have you seen the new pictures from New Horizons yet?

by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017

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New Fryer

The short period after a fast food chain has opened during which the french fries are noticably more fresh tasting. This phenomenon occurs because there is less residual burned grease accumulation in the deep fryer. The exact period of time is unknown but it appears to be inversely proportional to the popularity of the chain. It may also be affected by the restaurant's cleaning practices.

We went to the new Whataburger across town solely in search of New Fryer.

by "captain" crunch August 3, 2006

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new navy

An excuse for anything weird or out of the ordinary (usually involving 2 men or 2 women) occurring in the United States Navy from the time period after gay people were allowed to serve openly.

Seamen Brumfield tells you about 2 sailors he saw wrestling and skylarking yesterday. You reply "Well nothing you can do about it, its a new navy after all."

by ucav117 February 25, 2015

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New Girl

1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.

2.) A show you have to watch. By law.

“Have you ever seen New Girl?”
“No. What’s that?”
“It’s a show you have to watch. By law.”

by 420Bananas December 1, 2020

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