female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.
by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008
Get the news cuntmug. An excuse for anything weird or out of the ordinary (usually involving 2 men or 2 women) occurring in the United States Navy from the time period after gay people were allowed to serve openly.
Seamen Brumfield tells you about 2 sailors he saw wrestling and skylarking yesterday. You reply "Well nothing you can do about it, its a new navy after all."
by ucav117 February 25, 2015
Get the new navymug. Once a man of honour, aka a Great Gede, the new gede is a declining failure that can never be happy. He can fall in the trap of substances, phone charging schemes, big foreheads, and skinny Minnies. Although he would like to think so, he is no longer the group leader and the group’s stability is suffering without their Great Gede.
Ib: “That guy has no comebacks!”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”
Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”
Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”
Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”
Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”
by TheGoletaPunisher November 6, 2022
Get the New Gedemug. The most reliable news source on YouTube and the only source of media you can trust.
This show is founded by the Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg and is hosted by many well known reporters like Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow
This show is founded by the Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg and is hosted by many well known reporters like Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow
by Nithil169 April 21, 2019
Get the Pew Newsmug. 1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.
2.) A show you have to watch. By law.
2.) A show you have to watch. By law.
by 420Bananas December 1, 2020
Get the New Girlmug. by Incoherent Duck December 14, 2008
Get the fox newsmug. by sara April 20, 2005
Get the new orleansmug.