Mystery spot

When you leave unknown juices on someone else's couch, and nobody knows what the substance is.

Man, I mystery spotted last year and people STILL be makin' fun of me!

by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

mysterious

ovia

you are not mysterious

by olivia_longbottom May 1, 2023

mystery

someone thinks mystery is something scary, but it wasn't! mystery is something that is secretly and no one knows.

if nobody knows about anything, they call it a ' mystery

- it's a mystery that no one knows about the treasure
-that man is mystery, i hope he didn't like me!

by braxtonprodex June 17, 2021

Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

by CocoPapa November 11, 2025

Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008

super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides

i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025