Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.

I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face

by anonymous May 4, 2025

Mystery swirl

The random spluge-stain you see under a UV light (generally on a motel bed).

Brendan: "We stayed at the cheapest motel; it had a mystery swirl on the bed!"

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?

Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

mystery mile

The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc

Awe man I have to shave my mystery mile before my date so Sarah can toss my salad

by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

gravponics mystery

When the specific definitions of gravponics gets denied on urban dictionary is a gravponics mystery.

There are a lot of definitions for words on urban dictionary that are jokes, odd terms or whatever we want to add. But when something that has actual value and meaning gets denied its a gravponics mystery. In any attempt to describe the gravponics detailed workings and functions it wont get published.

by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

The best Pokemon spinoff series, even surpassing the mainline games, at least as of now.

Person 1: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon made me cry
Person 2: bitch no it made you a furry

by RTDLatios November 27, 2023