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cancellation bear

Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.
I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!
by attackturnip September 12, 2012
mugGet the cancellation bearmug.

bear country

Any place where black bears, grizzly bears, or Kodiak bears are common.
Keep yer rifle close; we're in bear country.
by Sanka Jones December 23, 2013
mugGet the bear countrymug.

Cheer Bear

The hottest Care Bear to ever fuck in the ass
You don’t need an example of Cheer Bear
by A Guy that likes rock music November 6, 2021
mugGet the Cheer Bearmug.

Matthew Bear

the God of the Bear belief, also referred to as "The Bear" or "The Almighty".
I can't, I'm praying to Matthew Bear.
by Bearite April 9, 2008
mugGet the Matthew Bearmug.

bear fucker

A russian whore, or just a russian person, came from the idea that Catherine the Great (czarina of Russia) dabbled in beastiality.

Usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the Russians, like Poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to "never trust a russian").
Jane: What's that girls name?
Anne: Tatiana.
Jane: Is she Russian?
Anne: Of course.
Jane: What a dirty bear fucker.
by debauchery123 November 15, 2009
mugGet the bear fuckermug.

Gare Bear

A term of endearment for a really nice guy named Gary. A Gare Bear is always pleasant to be around and enjoys light hearted conversation.
I ran into Gary from across the hall on break. He asked about my recent trip home. He's such a Gare Bear!
by tapedeck500 December 31, 2011
mugGet the Gare Bearmug.

lazer bear

A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.
Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.
by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005
mugGet the lazer bearmug.

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