Shopping Cart Chicken

When two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision.

"I was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and I ended up in a game of shopping cart chicken with some crazy old lady. I think I have whiplash!"

by The Trouser Snake Strangler April 27, 2010

Pirate Shopping

When you go shopping at real stores to look for items that you will go home and download illegally.

Dewayne went to Best Buy to do some pirate shopping.

by BigBad June 9, 2007

Dog Slopping

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.

Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!

by muttface August 2, 2008

Bus Stopping

The act of, while at a bus stop, making out with a member of the opposite sex after a night of heavy drinking. Said encounter may or may not involve an exchange of phone numbers, names, or seeing the person for longer than five minutes (of which, at least 90% of the time should be spent making out)

Tim Pitzer frequently enjoys bus stopping girls.

by t.pitza October 23, 2008

Cry Shopping

Browsing internet stores and deciding what items would make your life perfect while you have no money and no premission from your parents to buy anything and you’re just sitting there crying because you can’t have any of it.

Ooh Look at this bacon flavored gum! And this touchscreen monitor! And this Android tablet! And this iPhone case! And this cool t-shirt! And these awesome pants! And all of these amazing clothes! And these gadgets! Let's put them all in to my cart and just see how muc- jhbdgFUCK! MY TOTAL IS $12,587
Why did I start cry shopping again?
fml.

by yo niqqa yo August 1, 2011

cum swapping

Cum swapping is the act of continually exchanging semen between two(2) partners.

After 69ing each other, Steven & Anthony did a little cum swapping.

by thedude777 August 23, 2006

shopping list

Shopping List 1:
A pice of papper you wright down what items you need from the shops
DUH!

Shopping List 2:
A list of brand name (usualy performance) stickers on the side or the bonnet of a car.

The car is usualy a "ricer" and often dosnt actualy have these parts on the vehicle.
Brands will often include:
GReddy
HKS
Blitz
Trust
Alpine

Yo, look at that "Ricers" shopping list, he must be fast.
What a tool, look at that shoping list ill bet he dosnt even have half of that.

by Drift Munkie September 11, 2006