switch ride

A second car used primarily for pleasure.

I have to drive the Prius to work during the week, but on the weekends I grab my switch ride and cruise.

You can't use my Mercedes, it's my switch ride!

by long215 June 25, 2008

Swift May Wind

When eating pussy from behind, sneaking a lick to the anus and giving it a swift blow.

When Johnny was eating his girlfriend he licked her ass and gave it a swift blow making her moan giving her the Swift May Wind.

by Teekey Bear November 8, 2009

switch tre flip

A skateboarding term used for a trick performed as following: The rider is standing in "switch"* position (see definition) and kicks on the tail to make the board do a 360 degrees rotation on it's X & Y axis while also kicking on the side of the nose to make the board simultaneously rotate 360 degrees on its Z axis. Landing gently yet confident and forcefully back on the board "grip tape"* (see definition) side up. *tips- do not "stanky leg"* (see definition). Just do it like a "G" (figure it out)

Think j-lay still got a mean switch tre flip even though he's got a crippling hamburger addiction?

by Falconbowse December 25, 2013

Swiftkin

People who feel spiritually/mentally entwined with the spirit of Taylor Swift and feel they should have been born as Taylor Swift or in her image.

I may be stuck in a not Taylor Swift body but I'm swiftkin on the inside

by TaytayS January 21, 2015

swift kitty

A lady using her intellect and sexual prowess to compromise men and procure a favorable position in future circumstances. Often times she'll employ maneuvers to exploit the schmuck before he realizes the quagmire he's gotten himself into.

Beware she's crafty and always one step ahead of you.

See that chic over there; yeah she's one swift kitty.

by Slick#1 January 23, 2016

switch hitler

Any ambidextrous, German baseball player.

Klaus von Weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.

by Spookyscary October 9, 2016

swift cruise

When you arrive on board your cruise ship and you find out that Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are also on board and you're like "buckle up - this is going to be a bumpy ride."

HEATHER: "Oh god, Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are on board."
ADAM: "SWEET! Looks like we scored tickets to the Swift Cruise!"

by Shmiggens March 2, 2017