Spider

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

spid

Spid: Stupid, or one who is stupid.

"ugh..that was spid.."
"Why you little spid!"

by Jordan Rains July 1, 2003

African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

by fission_pro January 29, 2009

Anal Spider

A sex move in which you stick your thumbs into someones anus and use your other fingers to squeeze the ass cheeks, causing the anus to open wide as you then move your thumbs in a circular motion.

Did you see how wide her asshole got after that anal spider?

by Not RyoHazuki September 8, 2005

Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.

Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!

by Corvidae23 March 24, 2011

spiderfood

Male genitalia.

"I thought the quality of your photography to be excellent, Mr. Moore; however, compositionally, male nudes are problematic, as it is hard to draw the viewer's attention away from the spiderfood."

by zenorabariella March 30, 2010

spidaddleedoo

The state of being enlightened, often achieved with psychedelic drugs

My friend took lsd and realized frogs and toads were parallel to turtles and tortoises, and then to mermaids and humans. i was like, "spidaddleedoo!"

by lukasu22century September 6, 2011