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sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.
Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.
by goato December 2, 2016
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sneaky swap

Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"
"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."
by Tankkard December 25, 2013
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sneaky goblin

When man/woman farts and it rolls to the front and, oh so delicately, tickles the balls/clitoris.
Yo bro, you seem a little tense...hemorroids acting up? Nah, just a sneaky goblin.
by Jrmoragf July 18, 2017
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sneaky poop

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.
Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.
by GirlzDontPoop March 1, 2015
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sneaky sneku

used to describe a person who is so sneaky that nobody can see him, a bit like a snake, but not a snake.
Person 1: Hi there!
Person 2: I just stole your pants.
Person 1: (looks down and sees his pants gone)
Person 1: (looks up and sees Person 2 gone)
Person 1: WTF OMG THAT SNEAKY SNEKU
by 3rekt4u January 19, 2017
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sneaky Dunkin

When a girl starts creaming and frothing on her boyfriends/husbands member and the guy thinks he’s really turning his girl on…
When in reality it’s just the cum from her side dudes ejaculation earlier that day.
Mark was pleased by the lady cream he was productive from his girl… little did Mark know he was conjuring up a Sneaky Dunkin
by mikey4179 May 15, 2023
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Sneaky cone

A term used in Australia When a person has a chop ready At a place they can’t smoke until the parents go to bed e.t.c. But they can’t wait and they have one cone hoping they don’t caught
“Bro can I please just have one sneaky cone, I’ll blow the smoke out the window it’s not like ur mums gonna catch us”
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