Serve

Selling product

I'll serve you later

by Nessnice August 14, 2025

You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others

Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”

by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025

first served, first come

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".

I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.

by bitchuck September 1, 2025

Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself

Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.

by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

serving cunt

being a fucling r word

your such a fucking r word because your serving cunt. or your serving cunt you r word.

by Mrolive September 9, 2025

Serve

To sell to someone

I'll serve you later

by Cracksmkrsbbystter September 16, 2025

served with White Strawberries

To be “served with white strawberries” is to try and be pleased by using pampering or gifts of appeasement used to appeal the server to the served.

“He gave me his whole schpiel, then served with white strawberries when he mopped up the floor.”

by Madame Marcy November 2, 2025