sects

n. an internet slang for sex to be used in a more joking manner or perhaps in a format more suitable for the eyes of younger children.
v. to have sex with someone, forceably or not, the act of performing sex upon an individual

1. Thomas: do u liek butt sects har har?

2. Aaron: I'm going to sects you all up.

by UkyoTachibana March 25, 2008

beat sheets

beat sheets are typically pictures of girls that you find sexually attractive, these are copied to one sheet of paper and printed off. this sheet is then used to excite yourself whilst you masturbate.

tordy used his beat sheets last night, he added some girls he knows from college

by umbaowew April 5, 2009

Skeets

name of Kord Omniversal A.I.
Booster's robot pal
A Futuristic Robot Museum security device
Your master

"Skeets cover me"

by Axolotl_lan October 10, 2008

sheetstain

Term used to describe and individual that makes a careless, bonehead mistake, without considering how it will effect others around him.

Way to go sheetstain!

by MODOLUV March 3, 2007

skeetshake

The frosty, lightly salted, beverage consisting of skeet in a shot glass, downed in 1 for the viewing pleasure and sexual gratification of the skeetasaurus.

Ralph loves it when Jonny makes him drink his skeetshakes.

by Simon Magellan June 4, 2007

Seesick

1.(adj) Used to describe a state in poker in which a player becomes 'ill' because he has seen so many poor hands that he feels hands like K7 or Q4 are premier hands to move all in pre flop with.

1.Mike eventually got seesick and moved all-in with a measly J5.
2. He only moved all-in because he was seesick!

by Mark Giampa January 4, 2009

Seesick

Seesick
1.(adj) Used to describe a state in poker in which a player becomes 'ill' because he has seen so many poor hands that he feels hands like K7 or Q4 are premier hands to move all in pre flop with.

1. He eventually got seesick and moved all-in with a measly J5.
2. He only moved all-in because he was seesick!

by M Giampa April 1, 2008