A busted up, well used vagina, that has seen better days, usually carries an odd odour, brought on normally by a large women's thighs rubbing together by a long evening of dancing and sweating up a storm. This axe wound will feel like a screwing a pail of water. The women will normally be a star fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by B-Rad Frischnizzel Bitch February 03, 2010
The act of urinating while engaged in anal intercourse aka peeing in the butt.
The Sloppy Thomma is similar to the Sloppy Thomas. Whereas the Sloppy Thomas is generally used to describe peeing in the butt for either heterosexual or homosexual anal sex, the Sloppy Thomma is reserved exclusively for homosexual acts or acts involving beastiality.
The Sloppy Thomma is similar to the Sloppy Thomas. Whereas the Sloppy Thomas is generally used to describe peeing in the butt for either heterosexual or homosexual anal sex, the Sloppy Thomma is reserved exclusively for homosexual acts or acts involving beastiality.
My urethra hurts from giving that dude a Sloppy Thomma. OR My dog stopped eating peanut butter after I gave it the Sloppy Thomma.
by The Blitz 66 January 07, 2011
(i) noun. Where the act of ejaculating inside a woman is immediately followed by a fanny fart, the resulting mess is referred to as a Sloppy Betty.
(ii) a person who commits the above.
(iii) verbal noun. The act of doing the above.
(ii) a person who commits the above.
(iii) verbal noun. The act of doing the above.
"I bust a nut inside her and by the time i'd rolled off her she queefed and did a Sloppy Betty all over the sheets." or using the verb: - "she Sloppy Bettied the sheets"
"Look what you did you dirty skank whore, you are such a Sloppy Betty"
"Look what you did you dirty skank whore, you are such a Sloppy Betty"
by jizzyBT August 21, 2009
A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:
1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea
1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea
by Fishnisch May 22, 2014
A vagina with extra long unsymmetrical labias that are covered with an oily, greasy white residue. Normally noticed after extensive sweating from having sexual intercourse.
by Marurice's Geppetto January 27, 2009
Two known definitions:
1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.
2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.
1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.
2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.
1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.
2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.
2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.
by theseandownthemiddle September 03, 2010
when a car that someone had sex in is left with sexual residues, like snail trails and cum stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.
Jason: I just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. Look, there's still cum stains on the back seat.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.
by Sapidpaean January 29, 2009