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Reddit Cop

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.
“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
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Reddit

An echo-chamber for liberals, atheists and people who can't get laid.
Dude1: I just installed Reddit on my phone, is it any good?
Dude2 : uninstall that crappy app, it's a brain cancer.
by Chromeuser November 12, 2024
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Reddit Crips

An online-only “gang” falsely claiming Crip ties, ignorantly equating post volume with street cred. More URLs than real-life presence.
Reddit Crips stay internet banging but can’t prove shit IRL”—anyone with a brain.
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
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Reddit video player

A name for a piece of shit that hardly ever works
Hey have you seen this new game? Yea it’s kinda reddit video player
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cooking reddit accounts

Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.

Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).

The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.

The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
by kiriakouTWO April 19, 2024
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Reddit marketplace

The backdoors of Reddit, (NOTE: I didn't actually give a correct name so you won't immediately find it), this is a very easy to get to place that isn't often talked about on places on YouTube not because it's that bad just because you will lose money, this word describes types of subreddits that include gore,drugs, pedofelia, wierd fetishes,but the most common is porn, an average redditor doesn't like to admit this but the reason most people go on Reddit is to look at rule 34 of different video game characters or find uncensored versions of animations, I'm convinced that at least 30 percent of Reddit is like this,
"Don't go to the Reddit marketplace"
"Why?"
"Just don't"
by Bdjeidbrj July 14, 2023
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reddit

a social media platform with zero female users that hate tiktok and furry's
"look at this thing I found on reddit."
by luffman March 21, 2022
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