Rainbow Road

That one road on MarioKart that is impossible to complete because people push you off, you fall in the holes, a blue turtle shell is thrown at you, and other stuff. You get last like every time, and there's always that one friend that likes it. That friend is an idiot. The only way you can actually progress is if you get a bullet bill because you're in last. That Lakitu guy always has to pick you up and depending on which version of MarioKart you are playing, he takes 3 coins away. He's a jerk. You were already in last and now he takes the coins that make you go faster, and he takes his time picking you up because he probably finds amusement in it. Lakitu has no friends. Also, it's that road where getting Star Power sucks. Now you're going TOO fast and you die. You always try to jump the holes with your mushroom. But you can't. Because your fellow competitors are massive jerks and make you fail. If you're playing Grand Prix, this is the road that will make sure you don't win. If you manage to succeed in first place, tweet it at me. @MiguelAnimates. I won't get any, though. Because you will fail. Like always.

Rainbow Road Sucks!

by Xion X May 21, 2017

alpha racing

1. function over fashion in performance.
2. to simply out perform over trends and hype.
3. hardcore performance in every aspect.

kahlee's supra just set 4 new records today, thats hardcore alpha racing.

by alphamemberwantabee September 23, 2005

rain

the light of my life. rain is my lovely partner, my smoken hot future wife. ;D

isn't rain just gorgous?

by cory <3 August 18, 2021

Rainbow Ninja

the type of ninja that pwns all else. NO EXCEPTIONS. its there and gone in a flash, taking your limbs and pants with it.
anybody can be a rainbow ninja once they drink a mocha frappacino.

"dude! where's your arms and pants???"
"aww man! that damn rainbow ninja probably took them!"

by rainbow ninjah February 20, 2009

double rainbow

intense joy, coupled with extreme emotional shifts; an experience equal to an orgasm

OMG, it's a full on complete double rainbow all the way across the sky!

by dxo July 9, 2010

Chocolate Rain

The result of eating a cheeseburger and then downing 7lbs of laxitive

Tay Zonday ate 7lbs of laxitive and is making chocolate rain.

by BRYANJUSMC March 7, 2009

Purple Rain

An expression of feeling or emotion brought on by the memory of a regretful action or loss, resulting in the personal knowledge that what has transpired cannot be corrected or undone (inspired by the popular 80s Prince song):

Joe - "Remember that girl I dated before?"
Mack - "Yeah, why?"
Joe - "I should have married that girl?"
Mack - "Nothing you can do about it now, Purple Rain man, Purple Rain."

by Butch377 September 24, 2014