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Madulla Punch

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style and punches his partner in the back of the head (@ the madulla ablongata) when his partner is about to come, making the brain spasm as his partner comes. Also known as a "donkey punch".
Lyndsay has been Madulla Punched one too many times!
by Abraham Madulla August 26, 2010
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Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.
Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?
by Captain Custard September 12, 2014
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muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.
Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.
That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.
by Gambeaners November 24, 2013
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grilla punch

The act of punching someone in the mouth, knocking out their teeth and then face fucking them.
Damn woman, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna grilla punch you!!!
by joeydetuned January 13, 2009
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hunch punch

drink that is a mixture of mountain dew, kool-aid, and ever clear. it tastes amazing and you cant taste the alcohol at all.
After she drank one cup of hunch punch she was trashed.
by chelsea07 January 2, 2009
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