When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."
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i liked her poophole and got shit in my mouth. i didnt mind though, cause it tasted like corn. i love corn.
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A Canadian slang, Porch climber refers to someone who is extremely drunk or in the state of intoxication.
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Get the PornHub mug.Front Porch Philosophy is the practice of inviting friends over to one's house for the explicit activity of drinking a few beers and discussing philosophical and spiritual topics. Coined by the Colorado journalist Stephanie DeCamp, the phrase can also be used to define a series of conversations held by a recurring host.
This week I decided to invite a former street-preacher, an atheist nanny and an acupuncturist over to my balcony for some Front-Porch Philosophy. I think the goal will be to discuss anything but religion.
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Our next door neighbor Tyrone is such a porch dweller, he needs to get a life and get his ass to rehab.
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