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poke wipe

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.
Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.
by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018
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squaw poke

When shuffling a deck of cards; you take your finger and poke out several cards from the center of the deck. You then place those cards either on the top or bottom of the deck. This is done for good luck before you deal the cards.
While shuffling the cards the dealer says “squaw poke” and pokes the center cards from the deck as a shuffling move for good luck. Then deals the cards.
by Justakid May 14, 2018
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Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.
Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013
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Chain Poke

Chain poking is the practice of sexing several sexual partners in succession, sometimes using the condom of a finished sexsesssionto continue the next. The term chain poker often also refers to a person who fornicates relatively constantly, though not necessarily chaining each sexual partner.
Jason chain poked his date with that busty girl from tilly's last night
by MasterPancake February 25, 2020
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Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction
Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night
by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019
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Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.
Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day
by coradia January 20, 2013
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Love Poke

When a man pokes his partner with his semi to fully erect genitals with no intent of initiating sex.
While spooning and watching Netflix with my boyfriend, I felt him give me a love poke from behind.
by Nightphilly August 25, 2016
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