Chia Pet

A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).

its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!

by Get the f' out already!! July 25, 2009

Pet Is Birth

A common catch-cry of college students across New Zealand. It is used when there is nothing else to say in the class-room environment eg, akward silence or just the chance to just get attention.
It's origins are largely unknown but it is suggested that it started in the year 10 KingsWay School Drama class in the year 2004.
'Pet Is birth' is a classic example of a random concept that never died down. It spread like wildfire it maybe one day it will be written down in the annals of time itself.

Mrs Robotham! Pet Is birth!

by Trada October 9, 2004

Pet Detective

The thrusting motion created when providing anal sex to another party. The term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.

John: Hey man, when I went into your room yesterday, I saw you doing the Pet Detective on Emily.

James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.

by Civics March 30, 2012

pet rock

Someone who exhibits no personality or reason for living other than cooking and cuddling.

My girlfriend is such a fuking pet rock!

by Naturalbornhater August 15, 2005

pet boo

A very scary viscous dog.

The pet boo almost cought me at the corner but I climbed the pole.

by Robert Bailey June 29, 2003

Horse Pet

The act of petting someones face as if you were petting a horse's nose. Usually done to annoy the shit out of people.

Last night when i was really drunk at Boar's Head (bar in Athens, GA), I horse petted the shit out of my friends Michael and Angie. Then i horse petted some rando and he looked at me like i was retarded.

by Jena Q April 28, 2011

Poor Pet

(n): similar to a sugar baby, just with no strings attached. A person who is basically adopted/fawned over by a wealthy individual who simply wants to spoil their friend.

Carol: Hey do you watch Bling empire?
Hazel: Omg yes, I LOVE Kevin!!
Carol: Me too!! Kevin is such a sweetheart but can we agree that he's totally Ana's poor pet?
Hazel: I mean you're not wrong but yea

by vida48 April 27, 2021