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schlong thong

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.
by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021
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Thong

Australian slang word for sandals. Usually insights childish giggles from ignorant foreigners.
My mate wears black thongs to the beach.
by RegrettableEverything October 6, 2023
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Thong Crawl

When a girl has only a thong on, and is crawling across the bed towards you to suck your dick
“Make her thong crawl like she my pet” -Buso
by Buso614 June 6, 2018
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long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024
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badonka thong

the act of witch R.J Robinson yanks his pants down and rams his under-where (usually tighty whities) up his ass to make it appear that he is wearing a thong, all while he is bouncing around like a little school girl who had her period for the first time.
hey look, R.J. has a badonka thong
by Pimp Master R.J's a Fag October 23, 2011
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standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.
I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.
by AseBurto November 2, 2023
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