triangle face

The face one makes when they are brutally confronted with the sight of the other two people in a love triangle sharing an intimate moment and they are being excluded. This expression may show feelings of jealousy, anger, sadness, longing, betrayal, loneliness, resignation, and/or other negative emotions. Often seen on characters of teenage dramas such as Smallville.
Coined by Dominick Hannah, University of Chicago, BA, BS 2016

After months of flirting, Clark and Lana finally get together and share a passionate kiss in the loft. Chloe walks in and see them, and her face morphs into severe triangle face, filled with despair, hurt, and resignation.

by silentauthor96 May 21, 2016

jim-face

The face Jim Halpert from The Office (U.S. version) makes when looking at the camera.

Guy 1: Dude are you angry?
Guy 2: No, why would I be angry?
Guy 3: No I saw it you totally just jim-faced him.

by theofficeus June 16, 2017

Porcelain Face

When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.

They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..

by cøld_søba May 29, 2021

indiana face

Indiana face- gaunt and bony. Long, wiry and greasy hair. Crooked teeth and sunken cheeks.

All jokes aside guys, I just got off the phone with his dr. It's not looking good. The dr said Chris has the worst case of Indiana face he has ever seen. Prayers to him and his family that he dies on the operating table.

by Joey kaka-owski March 28, 2020

hard in the face

When a person's face looks 20-30 years older than their actual age. As if they've been hit in the face repeatedly with a baseball bat. This can be genetic, but it could also happen by abusing drugs, or after several botched cosmetic surgeries.

"Woah, Lorde is only 16? She looks so hard in the face. I would have guessed more like 36."

by Boingo Bang December 5, 2013

Face Battle

What we should use instead of kiss

We face battled roughly as we loved each other and couldn't stop the feeling

by Niall is a sexy fucker December 30, 2013

bar face

usually sets in around your 4th or 5th drink of alcohol, it occurs when your face becomes expressionless and thus less attractive. Can be a particular downside when attempting to attract members of the opposite sex

Brandon:"Woah, John's not doing to well over there with the ladies. He looks totally plastered"

Nate: "You're right. Better get him some gum to chew quick to get rid of that bar face!"

by Natron B November 6, 2009