Northern Vance High School

The less retarded of the two retarded High School in Vance County, Henderson, NC.

"You Northern Vance High School students are stupid, but at least you're not as dumb as Southern!"

by Creasman April 19, 2009

Northern Colorado Battering Ram

When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.

"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"

by Little Boy's Dick June 7, 2009

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

Northern Vermont University

A high school that you sleep at.

Northern Vermont University is the only place you can catch an std from a weeb.

by PapaBukake March 20, 2019

walled lake northern high school

a school full of emos, rich kids, and cocaine gangs

kids here complain about the stress of school even tho everybody cheats anyway
football games full of hoey shorts, crop tops, a white kids taking pics for the gram

prob more juuls than students at this school
oh how we love a metro detroit public high school

“hey why do you smell like weed”
“oh i got it from some kid in the bathroom at walled lake northern high school”

by whitegurl101 August 26, 2018

Northern Kentucky Snow Plow

Females face on the ground, holding her by the ankles, pushing her around the room.

"I was fucking her so good I grabbed her by the ankles and gave her a Northern Kentucky Snow Plow!"

by Wharv94 February 24, 2019

University of Northern British Columbia

A university located in Prince George, British Columbia. Known as UNBC and the University of No Better Choice.

I want to go to the University of Northern British Columbia because I can't afford to live in Vancouver while going to school.

by moonbug November 13, 2006