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mississippi mud cutter

Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.
Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.
by Nma12345 December 7, 2013
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Mississippi Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Mississippi Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
by Slobknobbins July 20, 2017
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Mississippi River Bluff

A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:

1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!
by zeesubalpha April 26, 2011
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mississippi trout line

When you take a dump in someone's purse and then you beat them with it. You can work with a friend to double the load.
I pulled a Mississippi trout line with her Michael Kors
by Voodoo9 February 7, 2015
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Mississippi mud honey

The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower
Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.
by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020
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Mississippi Grass Burner

When you shave off someones ball hair, stuff their mouth with the shavings, and set it ablaze.
Dude, yesterday, I gave Canon the Mississippi Grass Burner.
by retaiam January 2, 2021
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Mississippi Pissy Syndrome

A terrible affliction plagueing the land of ghetto black kids Mississippi that’s right on the border of Alabama the land of sister Fucking. A syndrome categorized by getting super pissed for no good reason. Usually seen in Ghetto Black kids. A popular candidate for M.P.S. Is Vincent.
“Damn, Vincent got Mississippi Pissy Syndrome

“Vincent is Mississippi Pissy”
*says hello* “WTF YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”-Vincent
by JinxReplica January 28, 2019
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