by Nma12345 December 7, 2013

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Mississippi Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
by Slobknobbins July 20, 2017

A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:
1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
by zeesubalpha April 26, 2011

When you take a dump in someone's purse and then you beat them with it. You can work with a friend to double the load.
by Voodoo9 February 7, 2015

Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.
by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020

by retaiam January 2, 2021

A terrible affliction plagueing the land of ghetto black kids Mississippi that’s right on the border of Alabama the land of sister Fucking. A syndrome categorized by getting super pissed for no good reason. Usually seen in Ghetto Black kids. A popular candidate for M.P.S. Is Vincent.
“Damn, Vincent got Mississippi Pissy Syndrome”
“Vincent is Mississippi Pissy”
*says hello* “WTF YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”-Vincent
“Vincent is Mississippi Pissy”
*says hello* “WTF YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”-Vincent
by JinxReplica January 28, 2019
