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Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024
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Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it
Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?
by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024
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Minnesota Campfire

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.
Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know
by Adrianrage December 30, 2024
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Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.
After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"
by ZJR13 January 13, 2025
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Minnesota Mouthtrap

A common practice in Minnesota, wherein a person sticks their lingual organ into a receiving participant's anal sphincter, while the receiver subsequently flexes their sphincter muscles to actively clamp the engaged person's tongue. This results in the engaging participant's mouth to be stuck around the anal orifice.
Peter from St. Paul, really liked Betty's backside and asked her if she'd like to try the Minnesota Mouthtrap.
by Tomtombomb85 February 7, 2025
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Minnesota buckshot

The act of putting a full tin of used snoos packets into your partners anus and having your partner fart them out like a shotgun at a white tail deer
I gave my girlfriend the Minnesota Buckshot last night
by Mountain Man84 February 7, 2025
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Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.
by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025
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