Douchbaggius Maximus is a person, and we use this term loosely who has transcended mere mortal ways of being a complete douche bag. This is the guy who is serial monogamist, Ei dating girls for extended periods of time before fucking them over leaving them or generally exposing his position as a complete asshole. This is worse than Douche-bah-Promiscuous, the most common sup species of the douche bag, for two reasons. One, he reeks much more emotional havoc on women, and two Because you must know him (generally a he, but there are females of this subspecies, or breed).
Identifying features of this species include, dating a girl for a month a year or more, occasionally parading them around their friends, mixed with keeping them in another State. After a few months there will be a period of cheating which often but does not always include, the male receiving oral sex from a random girl at a party, then receiving it in random places in a big city in Maryland, engaging in sexual acts during high school, in stair wells with girls they claim to detest on moral grounds, refusing to speak to people they have been in association with for the better part of a decade, because they are, sexual immoral, when in fact the friend is much more sexual reserved loyal and monogamist that any species of Douchbaggius Maximus could ever be.
Identifying features of this species include, dating a girl for a month a year or more, occasionally parading them around their friends, mixed with keeping them in another State. After a few months there will be a period of cheating which often but does not always include, the male receiving oral sex from a random girl at a party, then receiving it in random places in a big city in Maryland, engaging in sexual acts during high school, in stair wells with girls they claim to detest on moral grounds, refusing to speak to people they have been in association with for the better part of a decade, because they are, sexual immoral, when in fact the friend is much more sexual reserved loyal and monogamist that any species of Douchbaggius Maximus could ever be.
1, Oh man, look at Glen Beck, he’s implying that liberals eat babies when he infact is one of the leading causes in fetal sucides due to his own stupidity. Fucking Douchbaggis Maximus
2. Did that guy just drive two hours to another city to get a blow job from some slut then go to church the next day with his parents? An excellent example of Douchbaggis Maximus
3. Some Douchbaggius Maximus woke me up at seven on saterday banging on my door. He then told me I was goign to hell if I did not stop having sex with any one ever, outside of one woman with the intent to make babbies.
2. Did that guy just drive two hours to another city to get a blow job from some slut then go to church the next day with his parents? An excellent example of Douchbaggis Maximus
3. Some Douchbaggius Maximus woke me up at seven on saterday banging on my door. He then told me I was goign to hell if I did not stop having sex with any one ever, outside of one woman with the intent to make babbies.
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by Rastus April 15, 2006
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The series has nine books within; The Angel Experiment, School's Out Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, The Final Warning, Max, Fang, Angel, Nevermore, Maximum Ride Forever.
The book series is good, and tells a story about six children (Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, The Gasman, and Angel) who were kidnapped from a science lab called the School. The children have avian two-percent (bird)DNA in them, giving them wings, lighter bones, and air sacs, enabling them to fly. Max, has to "save the world," and to lead the other children. She calls their group the flock.
In my opinion, the series was great, but I did have one issue. Max had blonde hair up until Max,(the book, don't get confused) where she then had brown hair? I don't recall them getting their hair dyed.
The series has nine books within; The Angel Experiment, School's Out Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, The Final Warning, Max, Fang, Angel, Nevermore, Maximum Ride Forever.
The book series is good, and tells a story about six children (Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, The Gasman, and Angel) who were kidnapped from a science lab called the School. The children have avian two-percent (bird)DNA in them, giving them wings, lighter bones, and air sacs, enabling them to fly. Max, has to "save the world," and to lead the other children. She calls their group the flock.
In my opinion, the series was great, but I did have one issue. Max had blonde hair up until Max,(the book, don't get confused) where she then had brown hair? I don't recall them getting their hair dyed.
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Person 2: "Maximum Ride? The heck is that supposed to mean?"
Person 1: "It's a name..."
Person 2: "What?!"
Person 2: "Maximum Ride? The heck is that supposed to mean?"
Person 1: "It's a name..."
Person 2: "What?!"
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Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.
Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.
Justin achieved the level of douchefaggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.
by Loki the ferret June 28, 2007
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Fred: Dude, I lost my dick last night in her ass!
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
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