A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years
Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good
Me:On my mommy
My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline
Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)
Me:On my mommy
My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline
Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)
by On my mommy October 24, 2022
Get the On my mommymug. 
n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
by Inqy dink December 18, 2009
Get the Mommy Barmug. 
by Kmac April 14, 2005
Get the mac mommymug. by Masomqvia October 31, 2020
Get the Mommy issuesmug.