liquid johnny

A made-up sexual euphemism designed to confuse and horrify the friends Ericka, Nate, and/or Sam.

And then I gave him a liquid johnny

by fowlduck April 10, 2016

liquid lightning

When a man gets pee on their hand and rubs it under a girls nose.

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

Bro I got some I walked out the stall and hit my girl with the liquid lightning

by Weeechi August 09, 2020

Liquid Lightning

Sprite while high.

“Oi Roger, I’m schmonkofied! Pass me some of that fuckin’ liquid lightning!”

by cheekyslutbandit April 28, 2021

Spontaneous Liquidation

When a person, place or thing, unexpectedly dissolves into a puddle of liquid. Sometimes bursting like a water balloon or melting into a puddle, most likely killing them. Direct opposite of spontaneous combustion.

In the first X-men movie, the character Senator Kelly died by Spontaneous Liquidation.
Or
I was watching two men climb down a ladder when suddenly the first man ignited in spontaneous combustion, luckily at the same time the man man burst in spontaneous liquidation, putting the flames out.

by BFew November 23, 2010

Liquid ass

The act of shitting water and or blood rapidly over a period of time

Hey bill did you here about Andos he came home from the pub and had liquid ass poor fella

by Andospumps November 26, 2020

Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle September 23, 2015

liquid plumber

A plumber who drinks on the job

They. sent the Liquid plumber to fix my sink and he still passed out underneath it

by hank00001111 October 17, 2017