Russian Lawn Mower 

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.

Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”

Russian Lawn Mower by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Oak Lawn High School 

a shitty public high school in the South Suburbs of Chicago.

All the kids that go here aspire to be in gangs, race some shitty ricer, clout chase, smoke weed, pop xans, or even worse, try to rap.

dont send ya kids here, this school is the definition of white trash (including arabs) and ghetto. no one seems to get along, and everyone think they hood. just a bunch of wannabe's.

i shoulda known he was off he from Oak Lawn High School!

Oak Lawn High School by mikehuntx March 30, 2021

Gaying up my lawn 

1. An expression used to indicate disgust with homophobic individuals' assumptions that if someone is gay they will do everything differently from a heterosexual person. Often this disgust is lost on the offending homophobe.

2. Less frequently used as a euphemism for someone who is flamboyantly gay.

Also sometimes used as "gay/ing up the lawn".

This guy called me at the lawn service business where I work. He said he had heard I was gay and wanted to prove he "ain't no homophobe". He actually asked me if I could come "gay up 'his' lawn, or whatever it is 'I' do".

Some bitch at the supermarket saw me and John holding hands. She asked us if we cuddled each other after sex. I told her I'd schedule a time to answer her question, right after I finished gaying up my lawn.

Sue: Rob, you're a homo... you'd be great at helping me pick out a dress for my date tonight!
Rob: "Love" to, Sue... But I can't. I'm committed to gaying up my lawn tonight...

Jessica: So how did it go when you came out to your mother.
Jill: It really wasn't too bad. She doesn't seem to be worried I'll be gaying up my lawn or anything.

Josh would be a lot more fun to hang out with if he wasn't constantly gaying up his lawn...

Gaying up my lawn by Riley Cabot October 28, 2010

Mow Gretzky's Lawn 

When a upcoming hockey athelete has to gain favour of their team by trimming the ass hairs of their coach.

Man, I had to mow Gretzky's lawn to make captain of the team.

Mow Gretzky's Lawn by Brownlow January 7, 2014

Mowing my lawn 

When someone is stealing your customers. (usually used in drug dealing)

Quit mowing my lawn bro, get of my turf!

Mowing my lawn by Jetinsky! April 17, 2019

The Nothing Lawn 

It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.

"I call the Nothing Lawn!!"

The Nothing Lawn by BisexualBroccoli October 25, 2020

Gert off my lawn

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Gert off my lawn by Biased orange March 29, 2022