Large Swiss

When a man makes so many holes to fuck in his mattress it becomes a large piece of Swiss cheese.

I have been making my bed a large Swiss, wanna come see ?

by Large Swiss May 5, 2021

Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.

Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'

by Chairman Money June 27, 2010

Living large

Spending a absolutely unnecessarily amount of money of accessories or wasteful unneeded items

Hey man I just bought a 55 million dollar house, I’m living large!

by Semmigination June 3, 2022

large-scale fraud

Refers to a weight-loss rip-off where they photograph da joyfully-beaming "satisfied customer" standing on an oversized weighing-machine dat merely makes him LOOK smaller/slimmer because said machine is itself so much bigger than a normal unit would be --- it's all merely a matter of perspective, like when they used bigger-than-normal set-pieces when filming da early-teenage Macaulay Culkin because he had grown so tall at such a young age.

Large-scale fraud aside, another simple way of faking weight-loss results is to use an **earlier** photo of da still-somewhat-slim-at-da-time person (i.e., BEFORE he even STARTED da weight-loss program!) as da "after" photo, and then showing a **later** photo of da person and falsely labeling it as a "before" photo --- i.e., showing da person in his **present** tubby bloated status dat he ballooned up to **after** starting da calorie-filled quackery-diet, and falsely claiming dat it's da "before" photo! Disgraceful!!

by QuacksO February 6, 2020

large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.

Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb

by nadpad August 3, 2017

Largs Iced Tea

A mixture of 2 parts lemonade, 2 parts Lime cordial and 1 part sailor jerry spiced rum (or Koloa spiced rum) served over muggled fresh lime and lashings of ice.

It’s 38 degrees already and I can smell the chafe after doing the lawn. I could fucken murder a Largs Iced Tea!

by Seadogelvis March 18, 2023

Ur padre large gay

Ranks right in the middle of all the "ur (family member)" insults. Right after "ur dad lesbian" and one step below "ur granny tranny"

John: Ur dad lesbian
Gary: Ur Padre large gay

John: *spontaneously combusts, demon appears dragging John's soul into a fiery pit of eternal hell.*
Gary: *Becomes one with the heavens and the earth, equivalent to God*

by thiccranchdressingboi69 April 13, 2018