Landon

usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)

that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds

by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020

Landon

He mean and is always crying about something. He will put you down and likes to watch girls play with themselves especially with pens ;)...

(Girl 1) Urgh I hate him he's a Landon.
(Girl 2) fr Girl slay queen.

by The Landon hater September 23, 2023

Landon

He got a nice booty. They also can make you laugh when you are feeling down. They enjoy big warm hugs.

Hey Landon what have you eaten today

by Karlz Disney April 16, 2020

Landon

he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.

“Landon is hot as fuck.”

by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021

Landon

The ugliest not ugly but ugly but isnt ugly person

thats a landon right there

by pp el caca land November 19, 2023

Landon

Hey Landon, I know this is weird but I love you and will you marry me?

I love you Landon and l all ways will

by Lilly_bugg November 24, 2021

Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025