Landon

Landon is a kid that is short and will do cocaine and smoke. He will get girls but will break their heart after, he's that basic white boy that dreams to be the second Shawn Mendas. He'd go to 711 every now and then to buy coke and Dr. Pepper.
Henry: is that Landon?
Jason: I think, why is he getting cocaine...he looks like he's only 12
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Hey Landon, I know this is weird but I love you and will you marry me?
I love you Landon and l all ways will
by Lilly_bugg November 25, 2021
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Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.
Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
by sixtynine ways to eat April 28, 2020
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A person who has no brain and doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone and can’t get over his ex
Landon I need you I can’t get over my ex
by .ggGio December 10, 2024
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Landon is the most “hard” core gamer ever trash talks a lot loves his dog names snoopy enjoys Pokémon and talks a lot has a good personality and is a vibe
Omg it’s landon I want his dog
by Lincoln Murray November 21, 2020
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The type of kid to get girls anytime anywhere. Has the best face and can strike even the cutest of girls. Also all girls named Pippa love him.
Pippa walks in
Landon: hey
Pippa: heyyyyyy
“Dies cause Landon is too hot
by Epic gay boi August 07, 2021
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Very cool guy and Pippa likes him
Pippa walks in”

Pippa- Hi Landon

Landon- stay away from me
by Epic gay boi August 07, 2021
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