Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance

A nigga with a fat ass booty. Its thick and juicy. Its like a marshamallow after you microwave it. Make you grip it and not let go. When ge run it jiggle uncontrollably. It look great in jeans.

Lance is right there

You mean that nigga with the fat ass butt
Why he got all that ass

Big booty judy ass nigga

by Lilgrove April 14, 2021

Frat Lance

This is what you call the girlfriend of a not so fratty fratboy. She is in fact more fraternal with the true brothers of the fraternity than her boyfriend. It is worth noting that a frat lance is usually blonde.

“Oh look, it’s frat lance, she’s so much frattier than normal Lance”

by ArianPellegrino July 12, 2019

Lance

Is priceless

damn he's Lance

by ABSOLUTELY HUGE MAN March 25, 2022

Lance

The epitome of the word cunt. Often has delusions of grandeur that’s he’s a top bloke but is in fact the biggest piece of shit.

He’s such a Lance. You’ll want to smack him before you even meet him.

by Flatearth September 7, 2021

Lance

An idiot

"Youre such a Lance"

by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024