Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Lance

A handsome and gentle boy who just loves to see people smile he loves people who understands him the most.

lance is great guy

by Kiroha May 13, 2023

Frat Lance

This is what you call the girlfriend of a not so fratty fratboy. She is in fact more fraternal with the true brothers of the fraternity than her boyfriend. It is worth noting that a frat lance is usually blonde.

“Oh look, it’s frat lance, she’s so much frattier than normal Lance”

by ArianPellegrino July 12, 2019

Lance Flugelhorn

Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.

Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.

by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022