Long skid

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.

Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.

by Westsidegal December 4, 2018

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Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018

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Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long

Daddy u have long chode

by Lilchode June 8, 2018

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long willy

A "Long Willy" is basically a big dick.

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."

by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018

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Big long

Long Dick

Let me suck on that big long.

by Skeet skeet 123 November 7, 2019

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Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.

"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."

by DutchPirate April 19, 2019

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