One Legged Spider

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

by MOAR!? November 27, 2011

three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.

The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher

by the quacker February 19, 2015

three-legged dinosaur

a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.

(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine

by Illegal Memes October 4, 2016

Peg-Legging

When a woman with a prosthetic leg removes it and puts it in a man's ass for sexual pleasure.

I'm gonna ask that girl with the eye patch her opinion on Peg-Legging.

by IntegerZ September 18, 2020

Slick Legged

A term used while in prison. It occurs when a dominate cell mate orders his "BITCH" to lay on his stomach and grease up his thighs. The dominate mate will then hump the greased up thighs of the bitch, which I heard feels simular to that of a females vagina. This is performed to avoid being labeled gay and to avoid sexually transmitted diseases.

Yo, I just got me some boy pussy when I slick legged my celly last night. I gots to get the fuck up out this joint soon.

by Deputy Law Dawg August 5, 2011

leggins

Leggins are dumb

They were popular in the 80's and went out of fashion for a good reason. The are similar to pantyhose or tights, but the are footless. Why????, so your pale feet can be seen???

If you are trying to be cute, or sexy, or not look like an idiot, please, upgrade to stockings.

That girl thinks she looks so hott & sexxxy in her leggins.

Do you think she also wears a skort????

by s mc March 8, 2008

leggit

sup, hows it goin'.a form of greeting; swedish in origin

Q: leggit ?
A: i'm chillin man, whats crackalackinwith you ?

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004