Lebron Johning

Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball

"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"

by jchemv January 5, 2017

LeBron

an audible release of air from the vagina, typically during or after sex.
Synonyms: queef /kwēf/, Pussy Fart
VULGAR SLANG
The usage and subsequent rise in popularity of this first began in Cebu Philippines until it where an Immigrant brought the term to an Arby's in Davenport Iowa. The term is so perfect, it spread through the Arby's staff and took Davenport and the whole Quad Cities by Strom in 2023.

Some people say it is vulgarly poetic, it's the perfect definition of LeBron James. The origin of the phrase in Cebu Philippines is supposed to have started with a young tattoo artist named Rap Tenchevez Larumbe.

I went down on Kirstyn Plett Guerrero and she LeBroned in my mouth!

by SALLY SAMPSON August 8, 2023

LeBron’s Glorious LeSperm

The Glazing of LeBron’s Sperm of fuckass Bronny James, Mostly meaning Bryce the real one

Did you see LeBron’s Glorious LeSperm in that game last night, he was fucking ass

by Rensiballsack July 2, 2025

Lebron James

The Bronsexuals say he is the "Goat" when he's crys to the refs for a foul after he drives for a uncontested layup. 80% of the games he's right by the refs crying. He also is #1 in all time turnovers. Kyrie, Ray Allen, and Anthony Davis saved his career. He carries annoying fans to whatever team he goes to.

Do you know who the goat is becuase it's definitely not lebron james

by Non- Bronsexual March 17, 2021

Lebron

If you ever have a Lebron in your life, please run away. Although it may seem as if he is a good guy, on the inside, he is not. He will tear you apart with all of his strength, guilt you till you have no more tear drops to produce. Lebron is a fun guy, a life of the party; who always takes everything too far and sometimes needs to realise when to stop. According to NBA, Lebron is an outgoing man with big dreams that can't be accomplished.

"Lebron is coming, RUN!"

by alaoiakqzx November 29, 2024

Sunshine Lebron

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please, don't take my sunshine away

Person 1: Did you saw sunshine Lebron?
Person 2: No, what's that?
Person 1: It's the best meme ever

by CaldoDeMazapan April 1, 2024

LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024