Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

DOUBLE KETCHUP

A threesome with two women who are menstruating.

My kink is sex with women who are on their period. My fantasy is to someday do the double ketchup.

by RedNapkin June 30, 2023

French Fries and Ketchup

Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…

Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…

by rubygrapefruit March 28, 2023

Ketchup squirt

When a Lady is on her period gets freaky and squirts then blood comes out

a ketchup squirt is when a Girl on period squirts

by Moomikester February 14, 2023

cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Spicy Ketchup

Barbecue sauce

As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup

by Dezi November 4, 2023

Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.

"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."

by Soopie.t December 20, 2023