by casper_dlwk May 6, 2018
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Person 1: "hows that durrie treat you mate?"
Person 2, in absolute dart euphoria: "mate this is it, the fucking judas dart"
Person 1: "wow"
Person 2, in absolute dart euphoria: "mate this is it, the fucking judas dart"
Person 1: "wow"
by Dartanya May 25, 2018
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The kind of guy whose jokes put the whole class in an uproar, his smile lights up the room. He doesn't take very many things seriously (or so it seems, he's actually a real softie) and is always down for anything fun. He's the guy that will pull off the best pranks, and his laugh is contagious, no matter what he's doing. He's also really sexy (and he knows it, no need to tell him) and the best cuddler you've ever known. Every girl wants to know a Jeddadya.
"Hey! That's the guy who covered the entire cafeteria in bubble wrap!"
"Haha yeah, that's Jeddadya for you."
"Haha yeah, that's Jeddadya for you."
by Something-Clever.jpg February 20, 2018
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While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019
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(User if said phrase): bro, this is a total Judd Moment.
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(User of said phrase): I’m having a total Judd Moment right now.
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(User of said phrase): WOW, this is a total Judd Moment for me guys!
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(User of said phrase): I’m having a total Judd Moment right now.
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(User of said phrase): WOW, this is a total Judd Moment for me guys!
by Mr_Kinto July 1, 2019
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No one wants to piss her off as she can be quite nasty bitch and surely you don’t want to see that side of her.
Judka does want she wants, has a very small circle of friends, she doesn’t give a flying fuck what people think and if they feel offended. You love or hate her.
No one wants to piss her off as she can be quite nasty bitch and surely you don’t want to see that side of her.
Judka does want she wants, has a very small circle of friends, she doesn’t give a flying fuck what people think and if they feel offended. You love or hate her.
by MeYouTheyWe November 17, 2019
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