Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024
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“I see you were hanging out with Jill last night”
“Since you can’t close, You good to hang out with Jill tonight instead”
“Since you can’t close, You good to hang out with Jill tonight instead”
by SuperNastySimp March 6, 2024
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Get the Jill mug.Someone who is quick to sue and profit. Someone who is disloyal and quick to throw you in prison.Someone who's farts can't be heard because of the large size of their boothhole. The caboose on a train tag team. Gut rot vaginal discharge. The villain and you don't even know it
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That jill keeps complaining about the volume of our music, somebody needs laid.
That jill keeps complaining about the volume of our music, somebody needs laid.
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Get the Jill mug.Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.
“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy jill, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”
by Nutfw March 23, 2024
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