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real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless
That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race legitimately like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023
mugGet the real deal starting linemug.
Your either with us, or you are on your own.
Person A: "Brenda really doesn't like the new rules"

Person B "Then she needs to start rowing or start swimming"
by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024
mugGet the START ROWING OR START SWIMMINGmug.

Kick start my harley

Your hitting a bitch doggie Style and right before she cums you punch her in the kidneys to make her cum like a leaky motorcycle!!
So I’m fucking this bitch and she was like make me cum me cum so I went ahead and kick start my harley
by Moneyseller44 May 7, 2019
mugGet the Kick start my harleymug.

The Crouch Start

Where you put yourself in the crouch start and someone fucks you up the ass. You then use the crouch start to sprint away before the other guy cums inside your ass.
Mike: The boys and I did the crouch start last night, had a blast
John: Wow that's fucking gay
by jsobq July 31, 2018
mugGet the The Crouch Startmug.
.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.
.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
mugGet the .9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.mug.

New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024
mugGet the New Jersey Jump Startmug.

Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.
"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"
by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024
mugGet the Tijuana Jump Startmug.

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