Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021
Get the Gerry Newsmug. female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.
by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008
Get the news cuntmug. Not to be compared to the original, but just as fucking awesome. Where whiskey and Bud Heavy flow like the mighty Mississippi, A place everyone wants to be, a non-stop rager. Sometimes even celebrities hangout there. (Jared Leto, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal) A place where all your wildest dreams can come true. If the walls could talk you'd hear tales of debauchery, death, and dishonor.
by COYS October 31, 2011
Get the The New Denmug. The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.
Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.
by Dr. Cold Finger January 11, 2008
Get the The news and the weathermug. 1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.
2.) A show you have to watch. By law.
2.) A show you have to watch. By law.
by 420Bananas December 1, 2020
Get the New Girlmug. by Incoherent Duck December 14, 2008
Get the fox newsmug. by sara April 20, 2005
Get the new orleansmug.