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National grab-ass/grab-boob day

Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.
Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.
by M-Name-Jeff March 31, 2021
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Texas Grab Bag

to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it
"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."
by Ugs October 15, 2006
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Grab dick December

Since boys can slap girls asses in October the girls can grab the boys dick in December. Good luck boys!
Girl1: I grabbed jakes dick!
Girl 2: why that’s so bad
Girl 1: no it’s not it’s grab dick December!
by Kermitsuicide69 October 7, 2019
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Grab Anything Day

On grab anything you can grab any body part, without judgement. Anything goes! Grab anything day is on April 16th.
You can walk up to someone and grab any body part. If they get mad just remind them it's grab anything day so they could grab a body part back, free of judgement.
by Lil Daddy Boi April 11, 2019
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Grab booty November

“Grab booty November” is where you can go around and grab any boy/girls booty
You know the time of the year
Grab booty November
by DrippyBoi22 October 20, 2019
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The Grab n Dab

A complex technique for those that have mastered the art of the hamdjob. As made popular publically by The Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, the handjob giver grabs the handjob receivers erect or flaccid penis and makes a swift dab motion.
Dave: So Bill, how'd you know that Karen was the one

Bill: Well you see David, my good lad, Karen can perform the Grab N Dab perfectly. Its widely known that only the best of the best can pull it off.
by Hungeryboi November 2, 2019
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Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.
Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free
by zozeyety November 27, 2020
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