National grab-ass/grab-boob day

Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.

Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.

by M-Name-Jeff March 31, 2021

Flag

Get the National grab-ass/grab-boob day mug.

Texas Grab Bag

to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it

"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."

by Ugs October 15, 2006

Flag

Get the Texas Grab Bag mug.

Grab dick December

Since boys can slap girls asses in October the girls can grab the boys dick in December. Good luck boys!

Girl1: I grabbed jakes dick!
Girl 2: why that’s so bad
Girl 1: no it’s not it’s grab dick December!

by Kermitsuicide69 October 08, 2019

Flag

Get the Grab dick December mug.

Grab Anything Day

On grab anything you can grab any body part, without judgement. Anything goes! Grab anything day is on April 16th.

You can walk up to someone and grab any body part. If they get mad just remind them it's grab anything day so they could grab a body part back, free of judgement.

by Lil Daddy Boi April 11, 2019

Flag

Get the Grab Anything Day mug.