Goblin

1. A Goblin is the master race. They are almost exclusively PC Gamers. The most defining attribute of goblins though is their online behavior.

Goblins were once white knights online that were corrupted by dark forces. They once used to ignore and call out trolls and fight for social justice. As white knights, they were tricked into sacrificing their humanity on the altar of blood lust and hatred.

Goblins will seek out trolls online and literally feed them to death going on threads for reportedly up to 400 responses until the several trolls finally gave in to their humanity. Goblins then use their own shit as lube to fuck the corpse of the dead troll until its filled with goblin jizz. Goblins will pass this troll around to other goblins to be as cruel and inhumane as possible to trolls. Goblins hate trolls.

"Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,
Goblins are coming, they're better than you.
Smarter and faster, bow to your masters,
The goblins are winners, the trolls aren't true!" - Nekrogoblicon (Goblin Island)

3. A higher order gangster. A shot caller. Perhaps even someone in the underworld community with followers akin to Charles Manson or other cult leaders. This is a highly respected individual in organized crime or even just a hood. They have climbed to their position by likely killing anyone who got in their way. A goblin will likely have several chicken heads around him at any given time.

1: I smell a God's corpse?
2: Ya, I think a Goblin was here.

by GhostDino September 5, 2014

Goey Goblin

This little known technique occurs when two men of homosexual orientation are lying together in bed. One ejaculates into his hand and rubs it on his erection. He then procedes to savagly penetrate his sleeping partner's unsuspecting anus with strong, malicious strokes.

Bob, in deep slumber, was rudely awoken by sharp pains in his quivering bunghole, and he realized that James had once again slipped him a Goey Goblin.

by Erb September 25, 2005

Pussy Goblin

A person who's extremely unsettling to look at and gets no female companionship.

They call me the pussy goblin because I get no pussy and I look like a goblin.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

spoon goblin

A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.

Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"

by Roosill March 5, 2009

ass goblin

One who gobbles ass, but really just a general, whimsical "put down." Also contemporarily mythologized as goblins who inhabit the asses of humans and presumably other creatures.

(popular source generally attributed to "Beavis and Butthead" television show)

That dude's an "ass goblin"

by mike...MIKE March 16, 2004

Goblin

Better than a Goon Harder More Gangster than a Goon

You Say That You A Goon But Whats A Goon To A Goblin-LiL Wayne

by dontneed2no August 5, 2008

Goblin Metal

A type of metal music forged in hell and brought to earth in order to destroy mankind. The style is a blend of metal and punk which originated in Pittsburgh with the band TROLLKICKER. Their first album was entitled "Pure Fucking Goblin Metal" and was the battle cry to the upcoming war involving Goblins and Trolls in the snowy hills of Appalachia.

There were many human casualties in the Goblo-Trollian war, which were seen as collateral damage by Satan's army of hell goblins, who were ready to die for Goblin Metal.

by william harrison December 14, 2012