National grab-ass/grab-boob day

Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.

Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.

by M-Name-Jeff March 31, 2021

Texas Grab Bag

to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it

"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."

by Ugs October 15, 2006

Grab dick December

Since boys can slap girls asses in October the girls can grab the boys dick in December. Good luck boys!

Girl1: I grabbed jakes dick!
Girl 2: why that’s so bad
Girl 1: no it’s not it’s grab dick December!

by Kermitsuicide69 October 7, 2019

Grab Anything Day

On grab anything you can grab any body part, without judgement. Anything goes! Grab anything day is on April 16th.

You can walk up to someone and grab any body part. If they get mad just remind them it's grab anything day so they could grab a body part back, free of judgement.

by Lil Daddy Boi April 11, 2019

Grab booty November

“Grab booty November” is where you can go around and grab any boy/girls booty

You know the time of the year
Grab booty November

by DrippyBoi22 October 20, 2019

Tit grab Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November and December, guys are allowed to grab a girls boob

“Can’t wait for Tit grab Tuesday!”

by BoyManBoy October 5, 2021

Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016