Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha April 10, 2012

fanny fudge

When a person of a female variety wipes forward after a number 2, a copious amount of excrement is left in the vaginal area.

My finger is covered in fanny fudge.

by The fanny of fudge January 28, 2018

fudge ferrit

A gay bummer

Andrew is a fudge ferrit

by Hamster111 November 25, 2017

fudge canvas'd

when a woman/man (depending on sexual reference) empty's the contents of there anus onto the male after finishing anal sex.

I got a discount of that hooker yesterday because she fudge canvas'd on my face

by brian charles-dutch hogg July 24, 2009

Fudge Camel

The term one uses when referring to a gay fellow who has gone too long without sexy time.

Since Glenn's break up......6 years ago, he has been a real fudge camel.

by cjfudge August 22, 2019

Fudge puddle

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self

"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"

by Dick whettie spaghetti March 17, 2017

Fudge Muffle

A Surprise Blumpkin

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!

by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011